Glossary
"TACoSAC: Not a sack of tacos."
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...1.0 - n. founder of Colbertism and co-founder of The Affiliated Churches of Stephenology and Colbertism
1-800-oops-jew - n. a real telephone number where Jews could leave voice messages apologizing to Stephen before Yom Kippur 2006
administrator - n. highest rank of staff member; one of the leaders of the forum
Affiliated Churches of Stephenology and Colbertism, The - n. 1. the religion founded by mariposa and ...1.0 that worships Stephen Colbert as a God
2. the official name of Stephenological Colbertism a.k.a. TACoSAC
3. the church of Stephenological Colbertism
Alpha Dog of the Week - n. person honored for the week on the Colbert Report
angryrose - 1. pope of the Affiliated Churches of Stephenology and Colbertism (full pope title: Pope AngryRose (McGowan) I)
2. former contestant of Who Wants to Marry Stephen Colbert? contest on colboard.com
Archbishop of Sexuality - n. the official in the Stephenological Colbertist church hierarchy who is in charge of sexual activities; the current Archbishop of Sexuality is involutaryhaxor
Avery - n. enigmatic creator of the #1 Colbert Report fan site Colbert Nation and sole administrator of its messageboard, colboard.com; he is infamous for never being online, ignoring user comments and suggestions, and generally being disliked by most members as well as being very mysterious because of his frequent absence
Balls for Kidz - n. a segment of The Colbert Report for children
bears - pl. n. godless killing machines
Bebeness - n. 1. female art major who make chibi-style anime comics of Stephen Colbert
2. contestant in Who Wants to Marry Stephen Colbert? contest on colboard.com
Bee, Samantha - n. correspondent of The Daily Show of Jon Stewart and wife of Jason Jones; mariposa is jealous of her relationship with Jason
bump - v. to post or edit a post in order to make sure the thread is at the top
Carrabba, Christopher Ender - n. 1. lead singer of emo band Dashboard Confessional
2. the emo priest of Stephenological Colbertism who absolves people of their sins in his Dashboard Confessional
Charlene - n. mysterious ex-lover of Stephen Colbert for whom Stephen expressed obsessive stalker-like unrequited love
Colbertism - n. religion formed by ...1.0 that merged with Stephenology to form the Affiliated Churches of Stephenology and Colbertism
Colbert, Lorna - n. Stephen Colbert's mother
Colbert Nation - n. 1. the #1 fan site of the Colbert Report; http://www.colbertnation.com
2. the messageboard where Stephenological Colbertism began; http://www.colboard.com
Colbertology - n. the study of Stephen Colbert
Colbert Report, The - n. satirical news comedy show hosted by Stephen Colbert; spin-off of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Colbert, Stephen - n. 1. God
2. host of The Colbert Report
3. comedian and former correspondent of The Daily Show
4. a sexy, sexy man
Colbible, The - n. holy book of Stephenological Colbertism
Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The - n. satirical news comedy show hosted by Jon Stewart where Stephen Colbert was a correspondent; The Colbert Report is a spin-off of The Daily Show
Dark_Sage - n. anime loving moderator on colboard.com whose tough attitude and sometimes offensive comments yet active moderation gained him both supports and enemies; he is now only the moderator of the Fantasy Colbert League forum
Dashboard Confessional - n. 1. an emo band whose albums include The Swiss Army Romance and The Places that You've Come to Fear the Most; its lead singer is Christopher Ender Carrabba
2. in Stephenological Colbertism, a mini-confessional to which you confess your sins, which you place on the dashboard of your car
2. an online version of confessional on your dashboard where you confess to emo priest Christopher Ender Carrabba
Dead to Me - adj. phrase coined by Stephen Colbert to denote the ultimate declaration of disgust and loathing
Dr. Phil - n. 1. the Ph.D. psychologist who dispenses advice on his own television show; he is a good friend of talk show host and billionaire Oprah Winfrey
2. the place where wicked people go when they die; the Stephenological Colbertist equivalent of hell
emo - n. 1. style of music branched off from punk rock that is tends to be sad and melancholy, which short for "emotional"; Dashboard Confessional is an emo band
2. style of dress worn by people who listen to emo music
3. a person who listens to emo music, dresses emo, and/or identifies himself or herself as emo
adj. 1. to be a person who listens to emo music and/or dresses emo
2. to be characteristic of emo style
3. to be emotional or sad
4. to be stereotypically emo
fangirl - n. obsessive female fan, usu. of Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart
Fires and Stars - n. first song with guitar accompaniment written by mariposa
flame - v. to insult someone on the Internet because one thinks that they said something inappropriate
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism - n. evil religion that worships a Flying Spaghetti Monster as its god; currently, Stephenological Colbertism has declared holy war against it
Foley, Mark - n. 1. former Republican politician from Florida whose indiscretion with young men led to his downfall
2. contestant in Who wants to marry Stephen Colbert? contest represented by Pro-Lick
FSM - n. acronym for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Fungus Amongus - n. user group started by steppinrazor
Genitaliasis - n. 1. the first part of the Colbible that is a parody of biblical Genesis
2. a synonym for sex organs or genitalia
global moderator - n. a moderator whose moderator functions apply for all boards within the forum
Green Screen Challenge - n. challenge from Colbert that asked viewers to take footage of Stephen Colbert in front of a green screen with a lightsaber and turn it into a short clip; he puts the best submissions on air
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - n. animated series on Cartoon Network's block of programming geared towards young adults called Adult Swim where a foolish superhero resembling Hawkman works as a lawyer; Stephen Colbert was the voice actor of a character on the show named Phil Ken Sebben until he was a part of The Colbert Report
Heather Clark - n. Associated Press reporter who earned a place on Stephen Colbert's Dead to Me list when she wrote an article on truthiness without ever mentioning Stephen Colbert
heterophobia - n. fear and/or hatred of heterosexuals
High Warlord - n. title given to ...1.0 as a donor to and respected member of the Knights Colbert
hobophobia - n. fear and/or hatred of hobos
hobophilia - n. 1. love or support of hobos
2. sexual attraction to hobos
involutaryhaxor - n. the current Archbishop of Sexuality
"It's French, bitch." - n. phrase used by Stephen referring to the fact that his name is French
I Wanna Marry Stephen Colbert - n. 1. song written by Bebeness expressing her desire to wed Stephen Colbert
2. the remix of the song by meaculpa from Colbert Nation
3. the acoustic guitar version by mariposa
jackassery - n. being a mean person; the act of being a jackass
Jackassism - n. a belief system surrounded by the belief in jackassery being a positive thing.
Jackassist - n. a believer in Jackassism
Jansen, Tek - n. a cartoon character based Stephen Colbert who is a dimwitted, muscular space superhero featured in a segment on The Colbert Report
jihad - n. Islamic term and Arabic word loosely translated to mean struggle; does not mean holy war
Ji Hao - n. 1. Stephenological term's for its holy war against Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
2. Chinese for "Good Chicken!"
Joe Schmoe Big Brother Dead to Me Real World Survivor - n. Sims 2 reality show where representatives of all things that are dead to Stephen are voted off one by one and killed
Jon Stewart's Evil Twin - n. the malicious monozygotic twin version of Daily Show host Jon Stewart
Jones, Jason - n. sexy correspondent of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and husband of Samantha Bee; mariposa wrote a song about him
karma - n. point system used by TACoSAC's forum to measure compliments from members
karma cash - n. fake money used to buy perks on the forum such as custom titles, user groups, and sub-boards
Knights Colbert, The - n. user group on TACoSAC's official forum that champions forum users' rights; based on groups like the Knights Templar
LePandaRoux - n. 1. screen name of TheRedPanda on colboard.com
2. French for "TheRedPanda"
mariposa - n. 1. founder of Stephenology and co-founder of The Affiliated Churches of Stephenology and Colbertism
2. head administrator and creator of TACoSAC's official forum
3. Spanish word for "butterfly"
4. Chinese female college student living in New Jersey
McGee-Colbert, Evelyn - n. Stephen Colbert's wife
Mess O' Potamia - n. phrase coined by Jon Stewart meaning Mesopotamia or the Middle East; refers the fact that the Middle East currently has a lot of political turmoil, violence, and religious extremism
moderator - n. staff member in charge of helping manage posts in forum and relations with and between members
n00b - n. a newbie who is considered particularly stupid, offensive, immature or otherwise inferior
nailed - adj. to have been strongly embarrassed by someone by being contradicted or otherwise genuinely found wrong
v. to have nailed someone
newbie - n. someone who is new to a forum, the Internet, a website, or anything else
Noblet, Chuck - n. fictional character on the TV series Strangers with Candy played by Stephen Colbert
"Nyi hao, biatch!" - n. bilingual phrase coined by mariposa in her signature; nyi hao means "hello" in Chinese
Oh Jason - n. song written by mariposa about her unrequited love and strong lust for happily married Daily Show correspondent Jason Jones
On Notice - adj. phrase coined by Stephen Colbert meaning that someone or something is at risk of being put on the Dead to Me list
Orgynalia - n. Stephenological Colbertist holiday based on Christmas and Saturnalia, the Roman the holiday that Christmas was based on. Traditions dictate that if one is a good Stephenological Colbertist, then Nalia Claus will give one sex toys, condoms, and birth control. If one is bad Stephenological Colbertist, then one will get a sexually transmitted disease (STD).
O'Reilly, Bill - n. extremely conservative political pundit whose show, The O'Reilly Factor, influenced the creation of The Colbert Report; Stephen often affectionately calls O'Reilly "Papa Bear"
Papa Bear - n. Stephen Colbert's nickname for Bill O'Reilly
pastasexual - n. 1. being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. a person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta; the Bowtie Pasta man in Dead to Me Survivor is pastasexual; pastasexuality is NOT on the approved list of Stephenological Colbertist sexualities
Pope AngryRose (McGowan) I - n. see angryrose
red panda - n. raccoon-like animal with red fur; not to be confused with actual pandas
Richard Dawkins - n. famous annoying atheist author, scientist, secular humanist; he was once a guest on The Colbert Report
Sebben, Phil Ken - n. fictional character on the animated series Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law whose voice actor was Stephen Colbert; the character had to be killed after Stephen became too busy to voice the character when he became the host of The Colbert Report
Sedaris, Amy - n. comedian who developed the series Strangers with Candy with Stephen Colbert as well as starring in the series
Sims 2, The - n. 3-D game that mariposa uses to do things bring the Who wants to marry Stephen Colbert? contest to life
spam - n. repetitive, useless, exceedingly stupid posts
v. to post spam
Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle - n. mascot of Saginaw Spirit named after Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert is Everywhere - n. song by mariposa expressing fandom towards Stephen Colbert and The Colbert Report
Stephen Jr. - n. the eagle baby that was named after Stephen Colbert
Stephenological Colbertism - 1. the religion founded by mariposa and ...1.0 that worships Stephen Colbert as a God
2. the common name for The Affiliated Churches of Stephenology and Colbertism
3. the religion of TACoSAC
Stephenology - n. the original religion that worships Stephen Colbert started by mariposa; it combined with Colbertism to form the Affiliated Churches of Stephenology and Colbertism or TACoSAC
Stewart, Jon - n. 1. host of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
2. clever leftist Jewish comedian
Strangers with Candy - n. TV series that Stephen developed with Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello; Stephen also played the character of history teacher Chuck Noblet
TACoSAC - n. the acronym for The Affiliated Churches of Stephenology and Colbertism
Tip of the Hat / Wag of the Finger - n. short Colbert Report segment in which Stephen gives praise and disapproval of current events
troll - n. immature, idiotic spammer with no life who posts many hateful, stupid, useless, and inappropriate posts
truthiness - n. word coined by Stephen Colbert meaning that one knows something intuitively without looking at the facts prior to judgment of situation
TheRedPanda - n. 1. male contestant in Who Wants to Marry Stephen Colbert? contest
2. French speaking red panda enthusiast
Tyrone - n. Stephen Colbert's middle name
United Colors of Truthiness - n. unofficial flag of Colbert Nation created by warsucks that features avatars of users of Colbert Nation
Vaginistic Penisism - n. the religion of which mariposa claims to be a member when people say that she is an agnostic and not an atheist; example: "Actually, I'm a Vagnistic Penisist, but atheist sounds a lot nicer."
Virgin Mariposa, The - n. current nickname for mariposa, who happens to be a virgin right now
Who wants to marry Stephen Colbert? - n. contest in which a bride or groom is chosen to marry Stephen Colbert
wikiality - n. 1. the idea that anything Wikipedia is true; term coined by Stephen Colbert by combining the words "Wikipedia" and "reality"
2. Wikiality.com, a website in the same format as Wikipedia dedicated to Stephen Colbert and his pursuit of truthiness
wonky ear - n. the trademark oddly shaped right ear of Stephen Colbert
Word, The - n. the segment of The Colbert Report where Stephen talks expresses his opinions while related comments appear next to him on a screen
X# of Colbmandments - n. rules for TACoSAC's forum
YouTube - n. an extremely popular website that allows users to upload videos and watch videos uploaded by other users; it has a lot of Stephen Colbert content, but under legal pressure, it is starting to delete copyrighted content
Zuckerman, Mortimer "Mort" - n. 1. billionaire magazine editor, publisher, and real estate tycoon
2. first person placed on Stephen's On Notice list to respond to his 60-day challenge to appear on his show to defend himself and be removed from the list
